【Top 17】Conan O’Brien Quotes

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1.    Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.    —   Conan O’Brien
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2.    Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.    —   Conan O’Brien
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3.    President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn’t that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003.    —   Conan O’Brien
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4.    The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.    —   Conan O’Brien
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5.    This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.    —   Conan O’Brien
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6.    Keep cool my babies.    —   Conan O’Brien
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7.    Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.    —   Conan O’Brien
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8.    Every comedian dreams of hosting ‘The Tonight Show’ and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second.    —   Conan O’Brien
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9.    There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.    —   Conan O’Brien
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10.    The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, ‘Why didn’t you do that when you were on television?’    —   Conan O’Brien
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11.    The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he’d like to help, but he’s pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army.    —   Conan O’Brien
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12.    Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California’s schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me.    —   Conan O’Brien
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13.    I have an abacus at home.    —   Conan O’Brien
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14.    During last night’s debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.    —   Conan O’Brien
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15.    Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn’t changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he’s started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob.    —   Conan O’Brien
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16.    The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney’s friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said ‘Yes.’    —   Conan O’Brien
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17.    A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: ‘Duh.’    —   Conan O’Brien
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