【Top 12】Robert Benchley Quotes

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1.    A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.    —   Robert Benchley
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2.    I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry.    —   Robert Benchley
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3.    You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.    —   Robert Benchley
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4.    It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.    —   Robert Benchley
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5.    I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.    —   Robert Benchley
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6.    Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.    —   Robert Benchley
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7.    Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.    —   Robert Benchley
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8.    Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?    —   Robert Benchley
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9.    There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.    —   Robert Benchley
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10.    Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.    —   Robert Benchley
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11.    A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.    —   Robert Benchley
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12.    In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children.    —   Robert Benchley
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