【Top 14】Dennis Miller Quotes

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1.    What’s so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It’s like a shock and aw shucks campaign.    —   Dennis Miller
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2.    I didn’t know my Dad – he moved out early. And my mom’s politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn’t think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I’ve been both in my life.    —   Dennis Miller
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3.    The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.    —   Dennis Miller
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4.    You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R’s only one begins with an R.    —   Dennis Miller
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5.    The American education system couldn’t be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.    —   Dennis Miller
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6.    There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you’re insightful about it.    —   Dennis Miller
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7.    I rant, therefore I am.    —   Dennis Miller
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8.    Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.    —   Dennis Miller
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9.    Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what’s more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?    —   Dennis Miller
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10.    Just put down 9/11… I think, on most things I’m liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I’m kind of conservative on.    —   Dennis Miller
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11.    Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation’s highways.    —   Dennis Miller
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12.    I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.    —   Dennis Miller
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13.    Born again?! No, I’m not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.    —   Dennis Miller
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14.    I’m a comedian, for God’s sake. Viewers shouldn’t trust me. And you know what? They’re hip enough to know they shouldn’t trust me. I’m just doing stand-up comedy.    —   Dennis Miller
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