【Top 16】Johnny Vegas Quotes

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1.    I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I’m grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old’s birthday party, you couldn’t pay me enough.    —   Johnny Vegas
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2.    I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.    —   Johnny Vegas
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3.    You always hear people saying, ‘I hope I’m not turning into my dad’, but I’d be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is.    —   Johnny Vegas
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4.    I came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism, not knowing my dad had been one of the youngest-serving Labour councillors in the town and had refused to work in South Africa years ago because of the situation there. And he’s never mentioned it – you just find out. That’s a real man to me. A sleeping lion.    —   Johnny Vegas
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5.    My work’s never been accepted by my family, but it’s something I’ll always carry on with.    —   Johnny Vegas
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6.    I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don’t seem to be particularly keen on them.    —   Johnny Vegas
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7.    You can’t be a proper comic unless you’ve been out on stage and felt the fear.    —   Johnny Vegas
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8.    It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.    —   Johnny Vegas
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9.    Comedy’s so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn’t get it, doesn’t find it funny, then fine.    —   Johnny Vegas
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10.    I’ve spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It’s just not my home.    —   Johnny Vegas
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11.    My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn’t come home.    —   Johnny Vegas
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12.    I’m getting positive feedback for my acting so we’ll see if any other interesting parts come up.    —   Johnny Vegas
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13.    I’ve got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.    —   Johnny Vegas
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14.    Oh, I’m terrible at travel.    —   Johnny Vegas
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15.    I think if you’re at the point where you’re popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don’t need the money.    —   Johnny Vegas
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16.    The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.    —   Johnny Vegas
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