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1.    It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.    —   Jerry Seinfeld
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2.    Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.    —   Jerry Seinfeld
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3.    You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’    —   Jerry Seinfeld
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4.    When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself.    —   Jerry Seinfeld
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5.    The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.    —   Jerry Seinfeld
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6.    I love being a dad. I just love it.    —   Jerry Seinfeld
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7.    Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the road to death.    —   Jerry Seinfeld
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8.    There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.    —   Jerry Seinfeld
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9.    A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.    —   Jerry Seinfeld
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10.    Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.    —   Jerry Seinfeld
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11.    The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!    —   Jerry Seinfeld
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12.    I think it’s funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.    —   Jerry Seinfeld
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13.    Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end.    —   Jerry Seinfeld
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14.    To me, if life boils down to one thing, it’s movement. To live is to keep moving.    —   Jerry Seinfeld
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15.    Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.    —   Jerry Seinfeld
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16.    The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn’t have that kind of personality, and it’s a terrifying thing to say.    —   Jerry Seinfeld
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17.    There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, ‘I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.’    —   Jerry Seinfeld
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18.    Men want to make women happy.    —   Jerry Seinfeld
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19.    That’s the true spirit of Christmas people being helped by people other than me.    —   Jerry Seinfeld
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