【Top 21】George Burns Quotes

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1.    You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.    —   George Burns
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2.    Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.    —   George Burns
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3.    If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.    —   George Burns
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4.    Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.    —   George Burns
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5.    At my age flowers scare me.    —   George Burns
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6.    I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.    —   George Burns
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7.    I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.    —   George Burns
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8.    I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.    —   George Burns
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9.    I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.    —   George Burns
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10.    I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.    —   George Burns
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11.    I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.    —   George Burns
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12.    Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.    —   George Burns
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13.    When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.    —   George Burns
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14.    I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.    —   George Burns
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15.    Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.    —   George Burns
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16.    I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.    —   George Burns
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17.    Look to the future, because that is where you’ll spend the rest of your life.    —   George Burns
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18.    Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.    —   George Burns
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19.    Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.    —   George Burns
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20.    I can’t afford to die I’d lose too much money.    —   George Burns
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21.    Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.    —   George Burns
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