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1.    Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.    —   Phyllis Diller
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2.    Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.    —   Phyllis Diller
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3.    Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.    —   Phyllis Diller
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4.    My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.    —   Phyllis Diller
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5.    It’s a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I’d be rotten to the core.    —   Phyllis Diller
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6.    Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.    —   Phyllis Diller
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7.    Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?    —   Phyllis Diller
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8.    The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.    —   Phyllis Diller
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9.    Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.    —   Phyllis Diller
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10.    Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.    —   Phyllis Diller
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11.    A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.    —   Phyllis Diller
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12.    There’s so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.    —   Phyllis Diller
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13.    A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.    —   Phyllis Diller
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14.    We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.    —   Phyllis Diller
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15.    Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.    —   Phyllis Diller
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16.    Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.    —   Phyllis Diller
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17.    The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.    —   Phyllis Diller
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18.    Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children.    —   Phyllis Diller
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19.    What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.    —   Phyllis Diller
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20.    My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.    —   Phyllis Diller
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